SNL’s Trump Rants About Rihanna and “Jay” Buttigieg in East Palestine – Rolling Stone
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Tonight Saturday night time He lives The chilly open centered on C-SPAN’s protection of former President Trump’s go to to residents of East Palestine, Ohio, after a practice derailed that unleashed poisonous waste on town.
Trump declared James Austin Johnson, flanked by actual firefighters from East Palestine, “You recognize, earlier immediately, a farmer got here as much as me—a giant fella—and stated, ‘Sir, we’ve nothing to eat as a result of our dust is poisoned,’ so I stated, ‘Effectively, what do you do with consuming dust? Don’t eat dust, guys! Don’t eat dust. It’s best to eat the chilly McDonald’s I introduced you.”
Sure, Trump was in East Palestine final week handing out Trump Water to the folks and doing his finest to show a nationwide tragedy right into a political benefit.
And bottled water—Trump Ice! I’ll be trustworthy: I put my label on some Dasani. We wish to say, “Dasani!” SNLTrump.
Not too long ago, Trump additionally spoke out on his struggling social community, Reality Social, about Rihanna’s efficiency on the Tremendous Bowl halftime, as a result of Trump has by no means discovered a black entertainer who doesn’t wish to be harm.
EPIC FAIL: Rihanna delivered, for sure, the worst halftime singles present in Tremendous Bowl historical past — this after insulting greater than half of our nation, which is already in severe decline, along with her vulgar and derogatory language. Additionally, a lot for her “stylist!”
SNLThen Trump threw up his weight throughout his East Palestine speech, saying, “Rihanna. By the way in which, you already know, she was pregnant on the Tremendous Bowl, are you able to consider that?” he requested. “I stated, after all she doesn’t transfer in any respect. She was simply weapons, proper? She was simply doing weapons on a regular basis.”
The previous actuality present host’s anger rapidly shifted to Pete Buttigieg, Biden’s transportation secretary.
“However your practice blew up, and who can we blame? Who can we blame? We blame Buttigieg,” Trump supplied on SNL. Buttigieg Home. This was his accountability. Sadly, he’s been too busy being geeky and homosexual… and I gotta inform you: I name him Pete Pat. Belief me, I’ve tried it each approach, and it actually doesn’t get any higher than Pete Pat.”
